Terms of Service

By accessing or attempting to access this web site (hereinafter known as the “Site”), intentionally or otherwise, or using or attempting to use, or viewing or attempting to view any content on the Site, you and your successors and assigns (the “Participant”) hereby agree to be bound by the following Terms of Service in their entirety, irrevocably and in perpetuity, and notwithstanding any legal theory of severability, joint and/or several liability, purported applicability or relevance, merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose, loss of profit or goodwill, statute of limitations, termination of license, or any competent jurisdictional purveyance.

If you violate the Terms of Service, Flignitz Corporation has the right to terminate your use of the Site and any related or unrelated services, and/or take any appropriate or any completely inappropriate and outlandish legal actions against you.

Flignitz Corporation reserves the right to change the Terms of Service at any time, for any reason, or whim, or no reason whatsoever, with or without any notification.

Participant understands and agrees that its use of this Site is a truly fabulous and amazingly valuable benefit (easily worth more than the entire net monetary value of Flignitz Corporation itself, including all of its divisions, joint or wholly owned subsidiaries, and joint ventures thereof, but not including all current and outstanding preferred bond indebentures), which is freely and voluntarily given by Flignitz Corporation, and that Flignitz Corporation may unilaterally withdraw or terminate that benefit and rescind your participation at any time, for any reason, in its sole discretion. If you do not agree to the Terms of Service, you cannot use this Site or any of the arguably useful and potentially interesting content offered herein.

Note: Flignitz Corporation is not responsible for any user error, web server errors, or software application errors, regardless of whether any of the foregoing are known or reasonably foreseeable, nor for any interruption of service or inconvenience caused by weather conditions, electric or other utility services, third-party network or internet service providers, riots or civil unrest, acts of war, cosmic events (including but not limited to solar flares, meteorites, meteors, comets, or asteroids), or force majeure.

See our complete legal Terms of Service for details.

Privacy Policy

Flignitz Corporation is somewhat strongly committed to protecting your privacy.

Our Privacy Policy may disclose how we collect, use, and share information that we gather about you on the Services, and the (relatively few) choices you have regarding our use of and your ability to correct such information.

“Services” include this Flignitz Corporation web site, the official Flignitz Corporation Blogs, and the Flignitz™ Developer Collective site (the “Sites”), and various other Internet enabled or wireless means by which Flignitz Corporation provides content to you or receives content from you, including, without limitation, downloadable software applications (such as Flignitz™ Universal Gadget and Flignitz™ Universal Widget applications), mobile web sites, mobile downloadable applications (including Flignitz Mobile On-the-Go™, Flignitz Mobile Doodad™, and Flignitz Non-Immobile Flibberty-Gibbit™), content and blog submission services, chat rooms, SMS messaging, and any delivery of Flignitz Corporation content to you, with or without your consent.

“Services” may also include alert products, such as Flignitz™ Consumer Alert and Flignitz™ Product Recall notifications.

We sincerely hope that this disclosure will enhance your experience, engender deeply warm and comfortable feelings toward Flignitz Corporation, and reinforce the great trust that you place in Flignitz Corporation and its many fine products and services.

See our complete Privacy Policy for details.