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Personal Lubrication

Flignitz PharmaCorp is pleased to announce that our most popular non-prescription consumer product in Europe will soon be available to consumers in the US.

ThrustMax™ is an ideal general lubricant, recommended for personal lubrication when dryness of bodily orifices may cause discomfort.

Uses: Excellent lubricant to facilitate insertion of rectal thermometers, enemas, douches, and similar types of nozzles (or quantitative measurement probes, and related devices).

Warnings: Keep out of eyes and ears. If irritation or discomfort occurs, discontinue use and consult a physician or qualified medical practitioner. Not suitable for use as a lubricant in automotive engines, or for cleaning engines or electrical motors. Structural damage to inflatable penile implants may be caused by explosive vapors. Keep out of reach of children.

Ingredients: Purified water, glycerin, hydroxyethylcellulose, chlorhexidine gluconate, glucono-delta-boron methylparaben, boron-lithium methylpropionate, 2-hydroxybenzoic molybdenum-boron carboxylate, poly-boronated extracts of emulsified Peruvian lard, boron hydroxide.

Note: This product is not a contraceptive and does not contain a spermicide.

Ask your local pharmacist for genuine Fligntiz ThrustMax™.

New Drug: Aggravil™ 200mg

Flignitz PharmaCorp is proud to announce that our breakthrough drug Aggravil™ is now available in easy-to-swallow 200mg capsules.

Aggravil™ (diphosgermine sulfate) is a pain reliever and atypical hypnotic sedative, used to treat moderate-to-severe pain and psychological disturbances, common symptoms of GSD in adults, adolescents, and children age 6 and older.

Aggravil™ oral formulations are specifically indicated for:

  • Moderate-to-severe pain (including psychosomatic pain often associated with imagined injuries, emotional discomfort, and perceived slight/disrespect in certain social situations)
  • General satisfaction disorder (GSD, as diagnosed by criteria established in DSM-V)
  • Adjunct therapy for persistent and otherwise untreatable allergic reactions, emotional trauma, indignation, toe fungus, and a variety of mysterious and undiagnosable syndromes, complexes, and maladies.

CAUTION: Take Aggravil™ only as directed by your doctor. Do not skip a dose or take more Aggravil™ than directed, no matter how good it seems to make you feel.

For complete drug information on dosing, side effects, and indications, please refer to official Aggravil™ product information for patients and doctors, provided by Flignitz PharmaCorp Ltd.

Download our current Aggravil™ product overview.

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Data Center Signage

Flignitz Corp (USA) is proud to announce our new line of OSHA-compliant hazard and warning signs for data centers or other sites that host Flignitz Server™ installations.

These signs are printed on either recycled PVC plastic or heavy-duty coated aluminum (both of which are environmentally sensitive and non-toxic), and suitable for indoor or outdoor use at service temperatures from -40C to +80C.

Note: Our plastic signs are UV, chemical, abrasion, and moisture resistant, yet highly flammable. (Aluminum signs are recommended for sites that host multiple Flignitz Server™ installations.)

For complete product usage guidelines, pricing, or more information, please contact your local or regional Flignitz™ Enterprise Software representative.