From a motivational speech given to underdeveloped youth at the Wigginstein Sports Center, on November 19, 2015.

“There are only three reasons to ever apologize: for not having apologized sooner, for not having retracted a previous apology, and for implementing a brilliant and creative marketing campaign that somehow offended all of the pathetic, whining cry-babies in your key demographic.”

~ Joaquin Moltadore